Tuesday, September 8, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Roblox Agents

HAI.As you probably know,ROBLOX Has groups now.My friend "wfmp"(Hes awesome btw) just made a group called "ROBLOX Agents".Were a group of Robloxians made to help other robloxians in need of help. This group has 112 members as of August 22,2009. Were still recruiting members,and its free. It would be nice if you were to join us and help ROBLOXians when they are in need. Please Join!
http://www.roblox.com/Groups/group.aspx?gid=9461
Oh and if you join,Post on the wall that SpiderNaruto's ads told you to.
OKAIBAI.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Im back and im working hard...(FACES)
Blerg!:Blerg.
Genres:All Genres
Dragonface:The face of a dragon brings luck to all.
¬_¬:¬_¬
Genres:All Genres
Old Man Jenkins:Old Man Jenkins is the angriest, crustiest, curmudgeonliest, most cantankerous bit of plastic to ever walk on two legs.
Genres:All Genres
Walk the Plank You Scurvy Dogs!:He's understandably upset.
Genres:Pirate
There ya have it.
Anyways,I liek this new blog bah mah friend,Amir....
http://gameblog335.blogspot.com/
Im back and im working hard...(GEAR)
Genres:Fantasy
Attributes:Melee Weapon
Expires:Never
Teddy Bloxpin:He wuvs you!
Genres:Adventure,Horror,LOL,Science Fiction,Town and City
Attributes:Social Item
Expires:Never
Teddy Trap:So many lulz! You have to be a little clever to figure out the best way to use it... heh heh.
Genres:Adventure,Horror,Science Fiction,Town and City,Wild West
Attributes:Explosive
Expires:7 days
Bundle of TNT:Industrially, TNT is synthesized in a three-step process. First, toluene is nitrated with a mixture of sulfuric and nitric acid to produce mono-nitrotoluene or MNT. The MNT is separated and then renitrated to dinitrotoluene or DNT. In the final step, the DNT is nitrated to trinitrotoluene or TNT using an anhydrous mixture of nitric acid and oleum. Nitric acid is consumed by the manufacturing process, but the diluted sulfuric acid can be reconcentrated and reused. Subsequent to nitration, TNT is stabilized by a process called sulphitation, where the crude TNT is treated with aqueous sodium sulfite solution in order to remove less stable isomers of TNT and other undesired reaction products. The rinse water from sulphitation is known as red water and is a significant pollutant and waste product of TNT manufacture.
Genres:Adventure,Horror,Modern Military,Wild West
Attributes:Explosive
Expires:Never
Banjo:I want to be a rock star, and travel really far, and buy / me a big expensive car. / And make lots of money and find me a honey. / And live in nice big house where it's sunny. / With a pool and I'll be cool. / I'll always have a gig cause I'll be big. / I'll have parties and friends and places to go, / The only problem is I play the banjo. - Ryan Shupe
Genres:Wild West
Attributes:Musical Instrument
Expires:Never
Jungle Guitar:Great for jamming in the jungle or making rhythms in the rainforest.
Genres:Adventure
Attributes:Musical Instrument
Expires:Never
Spooky Guitar:Perfect guitar for the monster mash or a graveyard bash.
Genres:Horror
Attributes:Musical Instrument
Expires:Never
Wooden Club:Cavemen used these to hunt their prey.I'm pretty sure they needed a bigger one for the woolly mammoths.
Genres:Adventure,Horror
Attributes:Melee Weapon
Expires:Never
Stone Hammer:Uggggh. Hammer hurt. No hit.
Genres:Adventure,Horror,Fantasy
Attributes:Melee Weapon
Expires:Never
Pirate Juice:Taking a pirate's cup is the surest way to get a sword through yer belly.
Genres:Pirate
Attributes:Social Item
Expires:Never
Rock It Guitar:We're going to party like it's 19999!
Genres:Science Fiction
Attributes:Musical Instrument
Expires:Never
Skele-tar:Columbus he set sail to find out if the world was round / He kept on sailing west until he ran aground / He thought he'd found the Indies, but he found the U.S.A. / I know some navigators who can still do that today
Genres:Pirate
Attributes:Musical Instrument
Expires:Never
UGHH
Im back and working hard..(HATS)
Hendrix:The greatest guitar player in history.
Genres:Town and City
Tribal Mask:Unga Bunga!
Genres:Adventure
Omnifire Aerojet Anime Hair:Burn them with fire. Blast them with air. Give them all seizures. That's what some guy in an anime cartoon would do.
Genres:Ninja,Science Fiction,Sports,Town and City
True Earth Tremor Anime Hair:The sundering power of True Earth will destroy your enemies beyond redemption! If that makes no sense, you need to watch more anime.
Genres:Ninja,Science Fiction,Sports,Town and City
Long Brown Hair:A Classic Look.
Genres:All Genres
Long Black Hair:Also a classic look.
Genres:All Genres
Star-Crossed Helm of Silver Spikes:Born under a bad sign.
Genres:All Genres
Old Man Hair:Can I haz Centrum plz?
Genres:All Genres
Auburn Hair of Princeton:Goes great with a cardigan!
Genres:All Genres
Sultan Suleimabob's Golden Turban:When Sultan Suleimabob clapped his hands a thousand liveried servants appeared to satisfy his every whim.
Genres:Adventure
Sunday Bonnet:Look your Sunday best for an affordable price! Every bonnet must go!
Genres:Adventure,Horror,Town and City,Wild West
Legendary Electrum Helmet of Arcane Secrets:"For the love of blox, John!"
Genres:Fantasy
Steampunk Aetherspectacles:The crazy old man that invented these claimed that they allowed him to see ghosts. Emphasis on *CRAZY*.
Genres:Adventure
Parallel Universe Roman Empire Centurion Helmet:From an alternate reality where the colors of the Roman Empire were gold and maroon. Spectacular!
Genres:Science Fiction
Wagah Border Guard:It's called the "Berlin Wall of Asia" for a reason.
Genres:Modern Military
Vision Française:Célébrez le jour de la bastille avec ces lunettes d'édition limitée!
Genres:Town and City
Masque du Farceur:Qui rit maintenant! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Genres:Adventure,Science Fiction,Town and City
Masque du Grand Nez:"Mask of Villainy" didn't translate well.
Genres:Adventure,Science Fiction,Town and City
Masque des Fleurs:La Terre rit en fleurs
Genres:Adventure,Science Fiction,Town and City
Violet Wizard Hat of Nightshade:You're actually an alchemist with extensive knowledge of deadly poisons, but you call yourself a "wizard" at parties, because it sounds cooler.
Genres:Fantasy
Frumpled Wizard Hat of Old Coots:You are a wizened spellcrafter who weilds unimaginable power. If only you could remember where you put your wand...
Genres:Fantasy
Red Wizard Hat of Flames:You shall burn!
Genres:Fantasy
Green Wizard Hat of Vitae:Green wizards channel the lifeforce of the planet.
Genres:Fantasy
Apprentice Wizard Hat:Before young wizards are allowed to choose a school of magic to specialize in, they must first apprentice themselves under a master for 10 years.
Genres:Fantasy
Dark Wizard's Hat of Gloom:He used to work on Wall Street as a mathematician. Now he hunts around in the swamp looking for corpses to reanimate.
Genres:Fantasy
Blue Hydromage Wizard Hat:Sing in your chains like the sea
Genres:Fantasy
Crimson Wizard Hat of Dragonkind:The great Argentinean writer Jorge Luis Borges once observed that nearly all civilizations created stories with dragons in them. Although he could no more explain a dragon than he could explain the universe, he believed that psychologically, sociologically and imaginatively the human race needed dragons. “Dragons,” he concluded, “were necessary monsters.”
Genres:Fantasy
Sun Acolyte:Feel the warmth of this sun in this awesome hat!
Genres:Adventure
Cursed Mask of Quetzalcoatl:When exiled from his home Quetzalcoatl left a raft of snakes and promised to return some day. Do you dare to wear his cursed mask?
Genres:Adventure
Lost Headdress of Tenochtitlan:Tenochtitlan was the capital city of the Aztec Empire. We found this headdress there and thought you might like it.
Genres:Adventure
Worshipper of Ixchel:Ixchel was the Mayan goddess of the moon. Worshippers of Ixchel liked their hats a little loony.
Genres:Adventure
Triceratops:Sure. Wearing a dinosaur skull on your head will make you look a little barbaric. It will also make you look AWESOME.
Genres:Adventure
Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes Cermonial Headdress:I stole it from the Grand Poobah.
Genres:Adventure
Green Mad Scientist Hair:This is what his hair looked like after the accident....
Genres:Horror,LOL,Science Fiction
Xolotl's Aztec Warrior Mask:The god Xolotl demands sacrifice!
Genres:Adventure
Summertime 2009 R&R&R:Summer 2009 Exclusive. Rest. Relaxation. ROBLOX.
Genres:Sports,Town and City
Black Bowler:"Thomson, without a 'p,' as in Venezuela!"
Genres:Adventure,Wild West
Ranger Hat:"You got a hunting license to go with that thar bazooka, lil'fella?"
Genres:Modern Military
Dark Cerulean Crown of Ozymandias:In Egypt's sandy silence, all alone, / Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws / The only shadow that the Desert knows: / "I am great OZYMANDIAS," saith the stone, / "The King of Kings; this mighty City shows / "The wonders of my hand." The City's gone, / Nought but the Leg remaining to disclose / The site of this forgotten Babylon. / We wonder, and some Hunter may express / Wonder like ours, when thro' the wilderness / Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace, / He meets some fragments huge, and stops to guess / What powerful but unrecorded race / Once dwelt in that annihilated place.
Genres:Adventure,Fantasy
King Arthur's Crown:"I am your King!" "Well I didn't vote for you."
Genres:Fantasy
Sir Pwnsalot:Camelot. It is a silly place.
Genres:Fantasy
Real Rockin' Roller:*British accent* Now you're a real Rockin' Roller.
Genres:All Genres
Mrs. Tentacles:She eats people, but is otherwise very charming.
Genres:LOL
Fish Head:Fish People ARE NOT people too. They must be exterminated.
Genres:Horror,LOL
RobloFish(TM) Swim Goggles:RobloFish Swim Goggles let you soar through the water. Officially endorsed by Phicheal Melps! Patent pending.
Genres:Sports
Mr. Tentacles's Guide to the Sand and the Sea:Ghostwriten by ehwhat.
Genres:Adventure,Town and City
Pirate Headband:Yer money or yer life! Arrr!
Golden Hair:Lean out your window, golden hair / I heard you singing in the midnight air / my book is closed, I read no more / watching the fire dance, on the floor / I've left my book, I've left my room / For I heard you singing through the gloom / singing and singing, a merry air / lean out the window, golden hair...
Genres:All Genres
Rusty McBucketton:He runs on DOS 5.0
Genres:Science Fiction
Charles Owen Beagler:I call it a "Pony Hat", but apparently it's really a "Charles Owen Beagler"
Genres:Sports,Town and City
Captain Spack Jarrow:Davy Jones: Ha ha... Lookie here boys. The lost bird. A lost bird that never learned to fly.
Genres:Pirate
Imperial Shako:The Imperial Armada patrols the seas to keep merchant ships safe from marauding pirates!
Genres:Pirate
Star Princess Hair:Years ago, you served my coworkers in the Cache Invalidation Wars; now they beg you to help them in their struggle against M$. I regret that I am unable to present my coworkers' request to you in person; but my computer has fallen under attack by Vista UAC and I'm afraid my mission to salvage my code from TFS has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the company into the memory systems of Rackspace. My coworkers will know how to retrieve it. You must see this utterly unmemorizable VPN key safely delivered to them at ROBLOX HQ. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Chad McSQL Fingers; you're my only hope.
Genres:Science Fiction
This Hair Goes to 11:Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Genres:All Genres
Dreadblox:Blox Marley and the Wailers
Genres:Town and City
OMNOMNOMNOM!:NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Genres:Horror
Alien Artifact:You know that face on Mars? Built by the same spacefaring race.
Genres:Science Fiction
Normal Boy Hair:Not much to say it about, you know? It's ... normal.
Genres:All Genres
DISCONTINUED HATS:Red Stetson,Wizard Hat,Red Crown of Ozymandias
Expect more posts!
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Happeh 4th of July!
In my previous post,some of those gear were for 4TH OF JULY!!:D (Sparkler,Roman Candle, R80)
ROBLOX celebrated 4Th of July by giving away a free gear!:D It was the R80.It packs a huge explosion.Its banned it all 50 states,so celebrate by exploding a piece of it.:D
So here is some stuff.
Motocross 76: Old Glory:Paul Revere had one of these.
Genres:Sports,Town and City
USA Umbrella:Protects you from falling financial institutions.
Genres:Town and City,Sports,LOL
Policy Wonk:Some people think the "DC" in "Washington DC" stands for "Dazed" and "Confused". Can you "believe" that?
Genres:LOL,Town and City
Washington's Hat:American diety. Read "1776" by David McCullough.
Genres:Adventure,Fantasy,Modern Military,Town and City
Liberty's Crown:Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, / With conquering limbs astride from land to land; / Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand / A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame / Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name / Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand / Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command / The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame. / "Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she / With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor, / Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, / The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, / I lift my lamp beside the golden door!" - Emma Lazarus
Genres:Adventure,Science Fiction,Town and City
Next,is just random hats.LAWL.
Mad Hatter's Hat:"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
Genres:Adventure,LOL
Mad Scientist Hair:I've created a monster!
Genres:Horror,Town and City
Frankenstein Bolts:"You are my creator, but I am your master - obey!"
Genres:Horror
Next,faces.:D
Koala:"Now you're endangered!"
Genres:LOL
Ghostface:"Sometimes I look up at the stars and analyze the sky And ask myself was I meant to be here... why?"
Genres:Horror
And then we'll take over the world!:If only I could find my glasses.
Genres:ROBLOX Classic
I really disagree with all the Genres.I mean,seriously.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
RANDOM HATS

And stuff.
Bathysphere:Sing in your chains like the sea
Genres:Adventure
Sheik:With this adornment, you will be one chic sheik.
Genres:Adventure
Bobby Cap:English policemen are entirely non-threatening.
Genres:Town and City
Train Conductor:I choo choo choose you.
Genres:Town and City,Wild West
Croc Attack:I call the big one Bitey.
Genres:LOL
Crocodile Hunter:My field is with apex predators, hence your crocodiles, your snakes, your spiders.
Genres:Adventure
Canadian Baseball Cap:Happy Canada Day! Bonne anniversaire!
Genres:Sports,Town and City
Long Hair:Long. Like the musical.
Genres:ROBLOX Classic
John's Glasses:You may say that I'm a dreamer / But I'm not the only one / I hope someday you'll join us / And the world will be as one
Genres:Science Fiction,Town and City
Asimov Outlaw:ASSERT(Laws != Axioms);
Genres:Science Fiction
Ultimax Zero:0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Genres:Science Fiction
Sienna Power Hair:You have the right to remain stylin'
Genres:ROBLOX Classic
Kung Fu Patriot:Let's go liberate some noobs.
Genres:LOL,Modern Military,Sports,Town and City
GEAR
Electric Blue:For rockers with soulful lyrics.
Genres:Science Fiction,Town and City
Attributes:Musical Instrument
Space Sandwich:I want a space sandwich! And NO SPACE MAYONAISE!
Genres:Science Fiction
Attributes:Social Item
Expires:Never
Roman Candle:It's actually not Roman. It's made in Maryland. WARNING: Do not use fireworks indoors.
Genres:ROBLOX Classic
Attributes:Ranged Weapon,Explosive
Expires:7 Days
Sparkler:Look at the pretty colors...
Genres:ROBLOX Classic
Attributes:Social Item
Expires:7 Days
R-80:R-80s are so fun that they're banned in all 50 states.
Genres:ROBLOX Classic
Attributes:Explosive
Expires:7 Days
Saturday, June 27, 2009
HAIR.HAIR AND SOME OTHER HATS.

First,Hair/Hats.
Politician Hair:There are two Americas. In one of them, this haircut costs 600 dollars.
Genres:ROBLOX Classic
Fabulous Hair:With hair like that you could be a news anchor or a CEO.
Genres:ROBLOX Classic
Fro:A "fro" is a hairstyle in which the hair extends out from the head like a halo or cloud. This may or may not include wearing such fros long.
Genres:ROBLOX Classic
W's Top Hat:The brightest top hat around. You won't find a hat like the anywhere else.
Genres:ROBLOX Classic
Green Martian Space Helmet:Any helmet can keep you safe on a space mission. This helmet is for those who like to travel in style.
Genres:Science Fiction
(ANOTHER Power Ranger Helmet.-_-)
Blue Snorkel:There are plenty of fish in the sea.
Genres:Adventure
Green Sunglasses:Summer's here!Yay!
Genres:Town and City
Sultan's Turban:A turban made of gold for the richest of sultans.
Genres:Adventure
Elvis Hair:Don't step on his blue suede shoes.
Genres:ROBLOX Classic
Geisha Hair:Geisha sleep on takamakura instead of pillows to keep their hair perfect.
Genres:Ninja
Kung Fu Kid:Fear does not exist in the dojo.
Genres:Ninja
Cheetar:He was hungry. You were standing there. It's a no brainer.
Genres:Adventure,Horror,LOL
Sizlack Eater of Heads:Nom nom nom
Genres:ROBLOX Classic
Harold:Hes misunderstood.
Genres:Horror,Science Fiction,LOL
Gourmet Chef:[No Description]
Genres:ROBLOX Classic
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Melee weapon release...

Yesh,hatz.
Anime Hair:It's going to look weird on you because your head isn't half the size of your body.
Genres:Ninja,Science Fiction,Sports,Town and City
(IT BE LOOKIN LIKE SUPER SAIYAN 2 GOKU.)
Snorkel:Careful not to let water get in your tube, that's never fun.
Genres:Town and City
Executioner's Mask:Don't let him cut you short.
Genres:Horror,Fantasy
Candle:“There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle”
Genres:LOL
I seriously disagree with some of these genres.
Btw,there is hair named "?".3 of them.
Now for some sword gears..
Sword of the Highlander:And there's fire in the glen, fire in the glen / But no fire in the eyes of our Highland men
Attributes:Melee Weapon
Genres:Fantasy
Expires:Never
Ronin Katana:A ronin in a samurai with no lord or master. These desperate men often become honorless swords for hire.
Attributes:Melee Weapon
Genres:Ninja
Expires:7 Days
Sand Dancer Scimitar:[None]
Genres:Adventure
Attributes:Melee Weapon
Demented Mouse:Bad artist! Bad!
Genres:LOL
ROAST IS TOAST!
Monday, June 22, 2009
Some stuff

Faces...
Distaught Alien Invader:"What do you mean there's a nuke on the ship?"
Genres:Science Fiction
Alien Ambassador:Careful. He only LOOKS friendly.
Genres:Science Fiction
Nibbles, Devourer of Worlds:QBasic Nibbles. Copyright (C) Microsoft Corporation 1990.
Genres:Horror
Lion:“They say Aslan is on the move - perhaps has already landed.”
Genres:ROBLOX Classic
Oh Deer:Why hello deery!
Genres:LOL
Freckles:People with freckles are more sensitive to the sun. Except in ROBLOX where people are generally made out of plastic.
One obvious gear...sorta.
Wooden Sword:Wooden swords and painted wings and ephemeral treasured things
Genres:Adventure,LOL,Fantasy
Attributes:Melee weapon
Expires:Never
and one again ocean themed hat.
Shark Attack:We're going to need a bigger boat!
Genres:LOL
Yes,a SHARK.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Epic Stuff
Black Pigtails:Black is back.
Genres:ROBLOX Classic (All)
Union Army Cap:"A house divided against itself cannot stand. I believe this government cannot endure permanently half-slave and half-free. I do not expect the Union to be dissolved - I do not expect the house to fall - but I do expect it will cease to be divided. It will become all one thing or all the other." Lincoln's 'House-Divided' Speech in Springfield, Illinois, June 16, 1858.
Genres:Modern Military
Confederate Army Cap:O, I wish I was in the land of cotton / Old times there are not forgotten / Look away! Look away! / Look away! Dixie Land.
Genres:Modern Military
Loltacular Father's Day Golf Cap:For the dad who has everything... except for a golf cap.
Genres:LOL
Spambot:He used to be a Nigerian prince.
Genres: Science Fiction
Galatea 3.2:Every postmodern postsolipsist, I thought, should do a postfrontal neurology stint. . . . Once they saw the bewilderingly complex fiber in its impossible live weave, theorists would forever opt for the humblest, least-obtrusive sentence allowed them.
Genres:Science Fiction
DOS 5.0:deltree /y c:/*
Genres:Science Fiction
Atropos XR:Leave these humans. There is nothing left for them but despair.
Genres:Science Fiction
Princedom Janitor Bot:My, Earth really is full of things!
Genres:Science Fiction
ASCII White:ASCII White dreams of butterflies. Find beauty in all things.(LOL LOOKS LIKE GUNDAM SEED)
Genres:Science Fiction
Duragizer Evercell:He keeps going and going!
Genres:Science Fiction
GEAR
Bloxilicious Bubble Gum:Classic flavor!
Genres:LOL,Sports,Town and City
Attributes:Social Item
Expires: Never
Police Baton:Every breath you take / Every move you make / Every bond you break / Every step you take / I'll be watching you.
Genres:ROBLOX Classic (All)
Attributes:Melee weapon
Expires: Never
Spec-Alpha Biograft Energy Sword:This sword biografts to your character amps your jumping capabilities. Double click and jump at the same time to superjump. Also, if you get close to anyone, you will positively wreck them. Yes, the future is a dangerous place.
Genres:Science Fiction
Attributes:Melee Weapon,Navigation Enhancer
Subspace Tripmine:WARNING: HIGH EXPLOSIVE DEVICE. When triggered, this devastating weapon rips a gashing hole in the fabric of reality - subsequent spacetime reification results in a large explosion. USE: Drop mine. Once the mine stops moving, it will enter subspace and become invisible. At this point the mine is armed. Touching the mine will set it off.
Genres:Science Fiction
Attributes:Explosives
Expires: 3 days
XLS Mark II Pulse Laser Pistol:The XLS Mark II Pulse Laser Pistol is standard issue in the intergalactic police corps.
Genres: Science Fiction
Attributes:Ranged Weapon
Expires:Never
THERE YA HAVE IT FOLKS.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
The Interns INVASION


Hello,and WSUP.ROBLOX has just got 2 interns this week.There usernames are core433 and xmaximusx.
CORE433
Core433 is working for ROBLOX for the summer from the Stanford University.Many Admins went to stanford too!
They asked his hobbies...
“My hobbies include drawing, gaming, and writing fun little programs. I’m currently working on a small OpenGL side game as a hobby / project. I also like playing basketball, which is my favorite sport. I’m very passionate about games and graphics and think working at Roblox is the coolest. One day I’d like to become the "graphics" guy at a startup, like Renderman.”
XMAXIMUSXxmaximusx is a student from UCLA, a college.Brighteyes also went to UCLA.These two interns are starting secret projects...Oooh!Now this is what xmaximusx has to say about himself.
“I like to play basketball, hike, run, and travel. Regarding games, I enjoy real-time strategy games and first-person shooters. I like programming graphics and databases. I’m really excited to be paired with one of the talented engineers at ROBLOX and make it an even more awesome game!”
At ROBLOX they are programming and working on code projects, following the direction of one of our Devs. Each intern is paired with a dev. It’s like being an apprentice. Being an intern is a great learning experience.
Intern is a real job and at ROBLOX they are very selective.They interviewed many to find just the right ones.
Dont forget more will come next week!!
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Uncategoried hats

Im serious.
Musketeer:Not to be confused with the Three Musketeer's Hat. The wearer of this hat is all for one but not one for all.
Nerd Glasses:Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
Red Samurai Helmet:Do you have the will of the warrior?
Googlor:Are you feeling lucky?
AND 1 GEAR
Rolling Pin:Your grandma uses this to make pies. What will you use it for?

Yesh,I include the expiration now.
Trailer Contest Winners!!!
1penguin10, blaster395x, Dayren, EonFire1002, Excelerate, ICE128, jumpman350, Maxxz, OwnagerTom, robug, Rubix47, SharpTH, Sim55, sonic17TH, ToaZuku, xC3110x, Yaneru
Telamon is the final judge who decides THE FINAL WINNERS.
Everyone who made it in the line above me and over that,will recieve the Zunith Ultimate.You can read the name and description later on this post.These are the top 100 views.Too bad I didnt win D:
100mar | EonFire1002 | LuigiLuigiMario | sleepygurl99 |
This is alphabetical,so its easier to find your username.
Everyone one who entered CORRECTLY will recieve the Magnablox Trinitron.In the Roblox news post it should have showed everyone how to enter correct.
There is 1 last TV head,it its called the Colonel Electric 144 Hz RCA TruVision. Its on sale for 144 tix,so go ahead and buy it if you can!
In other news, The gift THE BOMBASTIC HAT OF BUILDERS CLUB will soon open.
Theres a hat this is called "?" and looks like a construction hat just recolored to the colors of halloween,Black and Orange.Mah favourite colors D:
Zunith Ultimate:It gets satellite TV from the moon.
Colonel Electric 144 Hz RCA TruVision:Some guy invented a time machine, traveled back to the 1940s and held up an electronics store. You have to wonder what that guy was thinking.
Magnablox Trinitron:"Back in my day we didn't have no pixels. We had analog cathode ray guys blasting into our retinas from behind a wall of glass, and, by golly, we liked it that way!"
Dont forget the last but not least epic,THE SHADES.
Clockwork's Shades:Straight from the ROBLOX archives, these shades are on limited release to commemorate interns from summers past. They're insanely expensive, because that's how Clockwork rolls.(Yes,clockworks coming back.YESH!!)
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Bombastic gift for BC members

Good day,humans,Robloxians and aliens from beyond.At 11:30 Pacific Standard Time All Builders Club members rescieved the Bombastic Gift of Builders Club.Theres a picture of it to the left......I wish I was in BC..Wahhh.
Bombastic Gift of Builders Club:Maybe you can figure out what is inside?
Im guessing its a Hard hat with the BOMBASTIC texture.
A Bad Hair Day

We have some hairish hats and a hairish gear.Who knew they actually made hair.
THE GEAR
Blow Dryer:Point and hold down the left mouse button to unleash a stream of hot air that will blow the competition away (quite literally).
THE HAIR/HATS
Frobow the Sad Clown:Will there ever be a rainbow?
Mohawk:The Mohawk (or mohican in the United Kingdom) is a hairstyle which consists of shaving both sides of the head, leaving a strip of noticeably longer hair. Mohawks became common in punk subculture and Rivethead subculture in the early 1980s and were then adopted by various other groups, becoming more diverse in style. Today, Mohawks are still associated with the Punk subculture, but have also become a part of mainstream fashion.
Goth Mohawk:You might be a goth if your favorite Endless is Death.
2009 Graduation Cap:Limited edition graduation cap! For all 2009 graduates!
Blond Pigtails:Blond as Freyja
Brunette Pigtails:
Its hard to believe.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Hatz

Scuba Helmet:"Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you say my collection's complete?"
Pikeman Commander:For people who are too important to get a pole stuck through their neck.
Redcoat Hat:He did not come in the dawning; he did not come at noon; And out o' the tawny sunset, before the rise o' the moon, When the road was a gypsy's ribbon, looping the purple moor, A red-coat troop came marching— Marching—marching— King George's men came matching, up to the old inn-door.
Robotron 9000:"Must... destroy... all... humans!"(This looks epic...notice how in the name says 9000.EPIC........)
Eagle Crested Woodsman Cap:Honour to bold Robin Hood, \ Sleeping in the underwood! \ Honour to maid Marian, \ And to all the Sherwood-clan! \ Though their days have hurried by \ Let us two a burden try. - Keats
Motocross #91: Skull:Will this helmet make you look cooler than you have ever looked before in your entire life? I think it's safe to say that it will.(THE NEXT MOTOCROSS HELMET.)
Motocross #62: Fire:When you're on fire, you don't need no fireproof racing helmet!
FACES
Love:Maria: Oh my hero, so far away now. Will I ever see your smile? Love goes away, like night into day. It's just a fading dream. I'm the darkness, you're the stars. Our love is brighter than the sun. For eternity, for me there can be, Only you, my chosen one... Must I forget you? Our solemn promise? Will autumn take the place of spring? What shall I do? I'm lost without you. Speak to me once more!
Ninja:He'll ninja you with all his mighty ninjaness.
Quackface McGraw:Quack quack, watch ur back.
Muttdawg:Word.
Remember Im always updating!!!
Monday, June 8, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
ROBLOX Trailer Contest
Friday, June 5, 2009
Hats of the Early Times!
Hedge Wizard's Hat:Mixer of potions, dabbler in the arcane arts, traveling purveyor of mystical wares.
Winged Helmet:Ancient depictions of the god Mercury and of Roma (personification of the city) depict them wearing winged helmets, however in the 19th century the winged helmet became widely used to depict ancient Celtic, Germanic and Viking warriors. It was also used in romantic illustrations of legendary Norse gods and heroes. The motif, along with the Horned helmet, became a clichéd signifier of the "barbarian" Northern warrior.
Purple Turban:"There is a future in which I can see only mist and a single shadow."
Army Cap:The guys name was actually Major Major Major, and so the commanding officer decided to promote him to Major (so he was Major Major Major Major). Then he did such an outstanding job he was going to promote him again, but the army wouldn't let him since he was the only Major Major Major Major the Army had...
Desert Legionnaire:Hunt rebel scum in the desert.
Korblox Mandible Helmet:The Korblox are a ruthless clan of barbarians from the frozen wastes of Robloxia's northlands. They eat the weak.
Royal Crown:Old King Coal was a merry old soul. Until someone stole his hat. Then he was wroth!
GEAR
Slateskin Potion:Ingredients: one part dust from the oldest mountain, two parts dirt from the deepest sea, three parts lava from the core of the earth, and one splinter from the Rock of Prometheus. Drinking this potion transforms your skin into rock, allowing you to take more damage than the average Robloxian. It also makes you heavier, which will slow you down slightly.
Claymore:Favored sword of the McBlox clan.
Katana:The katana originated in the Muromachi period (1392–1573) as a result of changing battle conditions requiring faster response times. The katana facilitated this by being worn with the blade facing up, which allowed the samurai to draw and cut their enemy in a single motion. Previously, the curved sword of the samurai was worn with the blade facing down. The ability to draw and cut in one motion also became increasingly useful in the daily life of the samurai.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Epic Gear

Cool new Gear!Its a healing potion.Obvious and boring,right?Well this aint boring!When your done drinking it,you can throw the empty bottle at somone and makes a very soothing sound....OF PAIN!!!
Healing Potion:[No Description]
Plus,a Guitar!
Red Stratobloxxer:[No Description]
And hat!
Pikeman Helmet:It might just stop you from getting a pole in your head.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Gear Frenzy!!
In this gear update, gear has been put into categories such as social items and melee weapons, etc.
Now places are allowed to choose which kinds of gear are allowed and such.
Now then,obstacle courses dont have noobs killing each other.Hooray for ROBLOX!!
Now you can bring all the gear that you own,but if the place allows it.
ANOTHER update,is that you can rent gear.So you just bought that super cool ninja stars,but you find them very useless.You want that Robux back.Well now,you can rent them too!
On every gear page,it shows when the gear when rented,expires.
When the expiration says "Never",it means its currently unavailible for renting.
OTHER STUFF
Your best friends place that new Solar Conquest game,but those servers are PACKED.So you want to play with your friend,but not have to look through all those pages!!Thanks to Erik.cassel,you can press a button to automaticly join the server your friend is in.Hooray!
HATS
Yep,hats.
Caesar's Helmet:Beware the ides of March.
French Legionnaire's Cap:As seen in the movie "Casablanca"
(Its weird that the last hat has the comments disabled.)
El Matador:Welcome to the most anticipated bull fight in history! Today El Matador Ricardo will fight El Toro - the fierciest. meanest beast in all the land....
GEAR
Uh,huh.
Staff of the Woodlands:Druids of the Great Forest use the mystical powers of this wooden staff to camoflage themselves as they travel through the hinterlands. Use of this staff renders your character difficult to see for a short while.
Silver Ninja Star of the Brilliant Light:In a light that casts no shadow, across a barren plain that affords no shade, range swift figures in immaculate flowing robes.
(Yes,this is the White Ninja Clans secret weapon.)
FACES
O_O OMG!
Adorable Puppy:Awww! Look at the adorable puppy! He needs a home!
Cute Kitty:Awwww! You're so cute! You can has cheezburger!
Boy,that was a handful to write.
Monday, June 1, 2009
More.....NOOOOOOOOO
Black Ninja Headband of the Silent Sun:[No Description]
White Ninja Headband of the Unimpeachable Soul:[No Description]
Orange Ninja Headband of All Earth's Fire:[No Description]
Roman Gladiator Helmet:Vae victus.
English Schoolboy Cap, Circa 1850:You can laugh, but at one point they conquered 25% of the world's surface area.
Flamenco Dancer:You can laugh. They never conquered 25% of the world's surface area and they never will.
Lols....I WANT THEM SO BADLY!!!!!ELVENONE!!ONE!!!11!!!!! Wow.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
3 New hats
(PS:This hat looks like Power Ranger.Lol.)
Sherlock Holmes Cap:You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear.
Air Force Helmet:“The Navy can lose us the war, but only the Air Force can win it.” -Winston Churchill
GO GO POWER RANGERS!!Just some friendly advice.
Friday, May 29, 2009
2 More Hats.....-_-
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blackhawk Helicopter Pilot Headgear:The UH-60 Black Hawk is a four-bladed, twin-engine, medium-lift utility helicopter manufactured by Sikorsky Aircraft. Sikorsky submitted the S-70 design for the United States Army's Utility Tactical Transport Aircraft System (UTTAS) competition in 1972. The Army designated the prototype as the YUH-60A and selected the Black Hawk as the winner of the program in 1976, after a fly-off competition with the Boeing Vertol YUH-61. The UH-60A entered service with the Army in 1979, to replace the UH-1 Iroquois as the Army's tactical transport helicopter.
Turtle Shell:You know, having a protective shell never seemed to help those koopas. Your mileage may vary.
LOL KOOPAS XD LOLOLOLOL.
EPIC BLACKHAWK HELICOPT PILOT HEADGEAR.9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Mah New Place

Hey not many loyal fans,I just made a new place to celebrate the new Gear Ninja Star Thingy.I know its not a big deal,but LOL..
I dont Care.
Its called Ninja Battle At The Silent Waterfall
Its very cool.
Time to battle!
More Hats
Ten Gallon Hat:For people with ten gallon heads. Or people with nine and a half gallon heads who like their hats a little roomy.
Mr. Tentacles:ZOMG WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR HEAD!!!!! ITS OVAR 9000!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 *HEAD EXPLODES FROM EPIKNESS*
Take a Chance:Snake Eyes.
ZOMG ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EPEEEKNESS
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
The Silent House is invading Roblox.

Complete Silence.
Shadowy Ninja Star of the Silent House:In a space where there is no room, behind a waterfall that makes no sound, stands the Silent House, which does not exist.
It is said that Shadow Ninjas get a boost in speed of throwing due to Special training.(You get extra throwing speed wearing the mask.)
White Ninjas are there natural rival clan,and take extra damage to it.(Extra damage if wearing light mask.)
It’s rumored that the Light Ninjas are getting their own special weapon to combat this new menace…
THESE STUFF ARE SO COOL!I WISH I HAD BC!THERE THE BEST!!I REALLY MEAN IT!!
In other news, there are more new hatz.
Dog Ears:Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of war...
Motocross Racing Helmet #48:Admit it. It's totally gnar.
It commented on the hat and I said its gnarley,not gnar.
LOL.
Now some faces..
Owl:I don't give a hoot.
Mr. Oinkers:Mr. Oinkers is full of delicious bacon. Let's get him.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Face Overload!
Meow:Sometimes cats want to cuddle up. Sometimes they want to claw your face off. This is why I don't like cats.
Yuck!:He eated a tofu. QQ!
Quijibo:A fat, balding, North American ape with no chin.
Redonkulous:1. significantly more absurd than ridiculous to an almost impossible extreme; without possibility of serious consideration
Slobbery Villain:Take my money, but don't drool on me!
Mr.Chuckles:Don't let his disarming grin fool you. This man is dangerous.
I wuv u:But I WUV U!
Crazy Abstract Artist:This guy is fired.
Bird of Prey:Tastes like chicken. Fights like raptor.
Finn McCool:Finn McCool is lookin' good.
Dizzy:[No description]
More Items :D
WWII General's Helmet:"War is an art and as such is not susceptible of explanation by fixed formula" - General George Patton
Fez:Nice fez? Who sez?
Funny Disguise:LOL?
Mongolian Hat:Give your avatar an exotic, eastern look.
Propeller Beanie:"GET TO THE CHOPPA!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, US Governor
Conquistador Helmet:Point in the direction of your cities made of gold?
Military Officer's Cap:"I have known war as few men now living know it. It's very destructiveness on both friend and foe has rendered it useless as a means of settling international disputes." - Douglas MacArthur
Brown Ushanka:You might be thinking to yourself, "How many ushankas does ROBLOX need?" The answer is 3.
Now Gear...
Fencing Foil:En garde! This sword is very quick. It does high lunging damage but very low slashing damage.
Pirate Cutlass:Avast!
Dr. Atomic's Mesmerizing Quantodrome:Up and atom!
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann.............
Monday, May 18, 2009
More stuff...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Aussie Slouch:Time-honored hat of the Australian fighting man.
The Viridium Skull:Viridium is actually an alloy of Bluesteel that has been chemcially bonded with organic material. In this case, your head. Viridium is virtually indestructible.
Now faces..
The Big Dog:You're the man nao, dawg.
Pumpkin Face:No, we couldn't save it until Halloween. That's, like, months away. You'll just have to deal.
Silence:Silence!
Now gear..
Knight's Sword:Keep down the riffraff with this gleaming longsword.
War Rocks:Has anyone ever read The Lottery by Shirley Jackson? It's hugely overrated.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
More HATS!

THIS...IS....SPARTAAAAAARGGGHHHH!!! Eddsworld.Subscribe BTW!
Welding Mask:Ain't nothing more manly than a welding mask. That's what I think anyways.
Catcher's Mask:No batter no batter no batter!
Spartan HelmetThis IS Sparta? I thought this was ROBLOX.
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More faces...o_o

GREAT,MORE!
Skeletar:Skeletar will destroy you, puny weakling.
Retro Smiley:Remember when 512 KB was enough for anybody?
Hypnoface:If you can find a better face, you buy it.
Sir Rich McMoneyston, III:Jeeves, get this hooligan out of my sight! And bring me my Wall Street Journal!
Shy Lady:She gets nervous when you look at her.
eXtreme:"That's nothing! When I go skiing, I get dropped out of an airplane over the mountain and parachute down 45,000 feet, then I put on ONE ski and go down the mountain backward - while juggling knives. Plus, the ski is on fire AND the mountain is haunted"
$.$:Ok. For the sake of argument, let's say you're wrong and money IS everything.
No new heads...
Saturday, May 16, 2009
More Gear!!
Friday, May 15, 2009
The Hatsplosion continues!

Spiders Here with a new post!New hats again!(Id rather not want to post EVERY SINGLE HAT that comes out,but,its a tuff job and someones gotta do it.)
Heat Vision Goggles:Gives "death stare" a new meaning.
Yellow Dealy Boppers:Sure. You look ridiculous. But that was the point wasn't it?
Napoleon's Hat:Feed your Napoleon Complex.
A Shot in the DarkAn intense Sci-Fi thriller by Toazuku that you can't handle.
Nurse Hat:Oh. You don't have health insurance. Pity. What's on TV?
Bee Hat:It's B-eautiful!
Crown of Golden Laurels:After a great military victory, Rome would hold a triumph for the celebrated general. As the procession paraded through the city streets, there would be a slave whose job it was to whisper into the great man's ear: "remember, you are mortal". Memento mori.
There ya go...Huff..
Thursday, May 14, 2009
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and a New Roblox Gear!
Witches Brew:Do the Brew! Shipped direct from the Haunted Hill soda company. Warning: may cause freakish deformities. Warning: may contain actual witches.
Black Iron Mace of Pwnage:Dispatch your enemies with extreme prejudice. Swings slow, but does a lot of damage if it hits.
I wish I had Gear...
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
New Faces


In these previous two days,Roblox finally created new faces.Check out them all!
Commando:"I ain't got time to bleed!" - Former US Governor Jesse Ventura
Sly Cat:Sly cat knows a funny joke. But Sly Cat is not telling.
Serious Cat:Serious Cat is too serious for a flippant blurb.
Serious Dog:Serious Dog doesn't care what you think.
Bad Dog:If you've ever played Apples to Apples you know "Bad Dogs" is the trump card.
RAWR Bear:RAWR Bear is just like the Carebears, only he eats Carebears.
Well,you should notice all the faces except for Commando are animals.For that,I think they should make a dog hat and a hedgehog hat for Sonic fans.... Now thats just what Im thinking.Lol....
Safari Hats!
Monday, May 11, 2009
Gear!
Board With a Nail in It:Did they? That board with a nail in it may have defeated us. But the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails, and soon, they will make a board with a nail so big, it will destroy them all!
Bloxy Cola:Warning: Bloxy Cola may be habit-forming.
Orc Blade:Rusty yet effective sword for primitive humanoids. Has only a basic slashing attack, but does increased damage.
Brigand's Sword:Stand and deliver! Does moderate damage and has a special Lunge attack (double click) that increases reach and damage.
As of May 11th.
New Hats!
Paper Hat:Set sail to the lands of imagination!
Mask of El Diablo Azul:Lucha libre técnico of world renown. Sworn enemy of Furia Roja!
Mask of Furia Roja:The rudos everyone loves to hate. Many have tried to conquer him, but Furia Roja remains unbowed.
Trojan Infantry Helmet:This is Illium. Not Sparta.
Ye Briny Pirate Loretome of Doooom:Shiver me timbers! By Rombom.
Newsboy Cap:Extra, extra, read all about it! Newsboy cap now on sale!
Davy Crockett's Hat:King of the Wild Frontier
Doctor Hat:Zee doktor will zee you now!
Mr. Quackers:"Mr. Quackers like Crazy Crackers" Say that 10 times fast.
Blue Hat With Crazy Big Earflaps:"OMG you bloxxed Kenny!"
Queen's Guard Hat:God save the Queen!
I Heart Mom Sign:Yay for mom!
Dalmation Hat:Forget about calling the fashion police. Get me the UN! This is a crime against humanity!
Umbrella Hat:Tut tut! Looks like rain!
Rasta Hat:Reggae Against the Machine!
As of May 11th.
Happy Mothers day to all the Robloxian Moms.Yay for them!