Im back and working hard..(HATS)

This is gonna be a big post.
Hendrix:The greatest guitar player in history.
Genres:Town and City
Tribal Mask:Unga Bunga!
Genres:Adventure
Omnifire Aerojet Anime Hair:Burn them with fire. Blast them with air. Give them all seizures. That's what some guy in an anime cartoon would do.
Genres:Ninja,Science Fiction,Sports,Town and City
True Earth Tremor Anime Hair:The sundering power of True Earth will destroy your enemies beyond redemption! If that makes no sense, you need to watch more anime.
Genres:Ninja,Science Fiction,Sports,Town and City
Long Brown Hair:A Classic Look.
Genres:All Genres
Long Black Hair:Also a classic look.
Genres:All Genres
Star-Crossed Helm of Silver Spikes:Born under a bad sign.
Genres:All Genres
Old Man Hair:Can I haz Centrum plz?
Genres:All Genres
Auburn Hair of Princeton:Goes great with a cardigan!
Genres:All Genres
Sultan Suleimabob's Golden Turban:When Sultan Suleimabob clapped his hands a thousand liveried servants appeared to satisfy his every whim.
Genres:Adventure
Sunday Bonnet:Look your Sunday best for an affordable price! Every bonnet must go!
Genres:Adventure,Horror,Town and City,Wild West
Legendary Electrum Helmet of Arcane Secrets:"For the love of blox, John!"
Genres:Fantasy
Steampunk Aetherspectacles:The crazy old man that invented these claimed that they allowed him to see ghosts. Emphasis on *CRAZY*.
Genres:Adventure
Parallel Universe Roman Empire Centurion Helmet:From an alternate reality where the colors of the Roman Empire were gold and maroon. Spectacular!
Genres:Science Fiction
Wagah Border Guard:It's called the "Berlin Wall of Asia" for a reason.
Genres:Modern Military
Vision Française:Célébrez le jour de la bastille avec ces lunettes d'édition limitée!
Genres:Town and City
Masque du Farceur:Qui rit maintenant! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Genres:Adventure,Science Fiction,Town and City
Masque du Grand Nez:"Mask of Villainy" didn't translate well.
Genres:Adventure,Science Fiction,Town and City
Masque des Fleurs:La Terre rit en fleurs
Genres:Adventure,Science Fiction,Town and City
Violet Wizard Hat of Nightshade:You're actually an alchemist with extensive knowledge of deadly poisons, but you call yourself a "wizard" at parties, because it sounds cooler.
Genres:Fantasy
Frumpled Wizard Hat of Old Coots:You are a wizened spellcrafter who weilds unimaginable power. If only you could remember where you put your wand...
Genres:Fantasy
Red Wizard Hat of Flames:You shall burn!
Genres:Fantasy
Green Wizard Hat of Vitae:Green wizards channel the lifeforce of the planet.
Genres:Fantasy
Apprentice Wizard Hat:Before young wizards are allowed to choose a school of magic to specialize in, they must first apprentice themselves under a master for 10 years.
Genres:Fantasy
Dark Wizard's Hat of Gloom:He used to work on Wall Street as a mathematician. Now he hunts around in the swamp looking for corpses to reanimate.
Genres:Fantasy
Blue Hydromage Wizard Hat:Sing in your chains like the sea
Genres:Fantasy
Crimson Wizard Hat of Dragonkind:The great Argentinean writer Jorge Luis Borges once observed that nearly all civilizations created stories with dragons in them. Although he could no more explain a dragon than he could explain the universe, he believed that psychologically, sociologically and imaginatively the human race needed dragons. “Dragons,” he concluded, “were necessary monsters.”
Genres:Fantasy
Sun Acolyte:Feel the warmth of this sun in this awesome hat!
Genres:Adventure
Cursed Mask of Quetzalcoatl:When exiled from his home Quetzalcoatl left a raft of snakes and promised to return some day. Do you dare to wear his cursed mask?
Genres:Adventure
Lost Headdress of Tenochtitlan:Tenochtitlan was the capital city of the Aztec Empire. We found this headdress there and thought you might like it.
Genres:Adventure
Worshipper of Ixchel:Ixchel was the Mayan goddess of the moon. Worshippers of Ixchel liked their hats a little loony.
Genres:Adventure
Triceratops:Sure. Wearing a dinosaur skull on your head will make you look a little barbaric. It will also make you look AWESOME.
Genres:Adventure
Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes Cermonial Headdress:I stole it from the Grand Poobah.
Genres:Adventure
Green Mad Scientist Hair:This is what his hair looked like after the accident....
Genres:Horror,LOL,Science Fiction
Xolotl's Aztec Warrior Mask:The god Xolotl demands sacrifice!
Genres:Adventure
Summertime 2009 R&R&R:Summer 2009 Exclusive. Rest. Relaxation. ROBLOX.
Genres:Sports,Town and City
Black Bowler:"Thomson, without a 'p,' as in Venezuela!"
Genres:Adventure,Wild West
Ranger Hat:"You got a hunting license to go with that thar bazooka, lil'fella?"
Genres:Modern Military
Dark Cerulean Crown of Ozymandias:In Egypt's sandy silence, all alone, / Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws / The only shadow that the Desert knows: / "I am great OZYMANDIAS," saith the stone, / "The King of Kings; this mighty City shows / "The wonders of my hand." The City's gone, / Nought but the Leg remaining to disclose / The site of this forgotten Babylon. / We wonder, and some Hunter may express / Wonder like ours, when thro' the wilderness / Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chace, / He meets some fragments huge, and stops to guess / What powerful but unrecorded race / Once dwelt in that annihilated place.
Genres:Adventure,Fantasy
King Arthur's Crown:"I am your King!" "Well I didn't vote for you."
Genres:Fantasy
Sir Pwnsalot:Camelot. It is a silly place.
Genres:Fantasy
Real Rockin' Roller:*British accent* Now you're a real Rockin' Roller.
Genres:All Genres
Mrs. Tentacles:She eats people, but is otherwise very charming.
Genres:LOL
Fish Head:Fish People ARE NOT people too. They must be exterminated.
Genres:Horror,LOL
RobloFish(TM) Swim Goggles:RobloFish Swim Goggles let you soar through the water. Officially endorsed by Phicheal Melps! Patent pending.
Genres:Sports
Mr. Tentacles's Guide to the Sand and the Sea:Ghostwriten by ehwhat.
Genres:Adventure,Town and City
Pirate Headband:Yer money or yer life! Arrr!
Golden Hair:Lean out your window, golden hair / I heard you singing in the midnight air / my book is closed, I read no more / watching the fire dance, on the floor / I've left my book, I've left my room / For I heard you singing through the gloom / singing and singing, a merry air / lean out the window, golden hair...
Genres:All Genres
Rusty McBucketton:He runs on DOS 5.0
Genres:Science Fiction
Charles Owen Beagler:I call it a "Pony Hat", but apparently it's really a "Charles Owen Beagler"
Genres:Sports,Town and City
Captain Spack Jarrow:Davy Jones: Ha ha... Lookie here boys. The lost bird. A lost bird that never learned to fly.
Genres:Pirate
Imperial Shako:The Imperial Armada patrols the seas to keep merchant ships safe from marauding pirates!
Genres:Pirate
Star Princess Hair:Years ago, you served my coworkers in the Cache Invalidation Wars; now they beg you to help them in their struggle against M$. I regret that I am unable to present my coworkers' request to you in person; but my computer has fallen under attack by Vista UAC and I'm afraid my mission to salvage my code from TFS has failed. I've placed information vital to the survival of the company into the memory systems of Rackspace. My coworkers will know how to retrieve it. You must see this utterly unmemorizable VPN key safely delivered to them at ROBLOX HQ. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Chad McSQL Fingers; you're my only hope.
Genres:Science Fiction
This Hair Goes to 11:Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Genres:All Genres
Dreadblox:Blox Marley and the Wailers
Genres:Town and City
OMNOMNOMNOM!:NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Genres:Horror
Alien Artifact:You know that face on Mars? Built by the same spacefaring race.
Genres:Science Fiction
Normal Boy Hair:Not much to say it about, you know? It's ... normal.
Genres:All Genres
DISCONTINUED HATS:Red Stetson,Wizard Hat,Red Crown of Ozymandias
Expect more posts!