Epic Stuff

First,teh hats.
Black Pigtails:Black is back.
Genres:ROBLOX Classic (All)
Union Army Cap:"A house divided against itself cannot stand. I believe this government cannot endure permanently half-slave and half-free. I do not expect the Union to be dissolved - I do not expect the house to fall - but I do expect it will cease to be divided. It will become all one thing or all the other." Lincoln's 'House-Divided' Speech in Springfield, Illinois, June 16, 1858.
Genres:Modern Military
Confederate Army Cap:O, I wish I was in the land of cotton / Old times there are not forgotten / Look away! Look away! / Look away! Dixie Land.
Genres:Modern Military
Loltacular Father's Day Golf Cap:For the dad who has everything... except for a golf cap.
Genres:LOL
Spambot:He used to be a Nigerian prince.
Genres: Science Fiction
Galatea 3.2:Every postmodern postsolipsist, I thought, should do a postfrontal neurology stint. . . . Once they saw the bewilderingly complex fiber in its impossible live weave, theorists would forever opt for the humblest, least-obtrusive sentence allowed them.
Genres:Science Fiction
DOS 5.0:deltree /y c:/*
Genres:Science Fiction
Atropos XR:Leave these humans. There is nothing left for them but despair.
Genres:Science Fiction
Princedom Janitor Bot:My, Earth really is full of things!
Genres:Science Fiction
ASCII White:ASCII White dreams of butterflies. Find beauty in all things.(LOL LOOKS LIKE GUNDAM SEED)
Genres:Science Fiction
Duragizer Evercell:He keeps going and going!
Genres:Science Fiction
GEAR
Bloxilicious Bubble Gum:Classic flavor!
Genres:LOL,Sports,Town and City
Attributes:Social Item
Expires: Never
Police Baton:Every breath you take / Every move you make / Every bond you break / Every step you take / I'll be watching you.
Genres:ROBLOX Classic (All)
Attributes:Melee weapon
Expires: Never
Spec-Alpha Biograft Energy Sword:This sword biografts to your character amps your jumping capabilities. Double click and jump at the same time to superjump. Also, if you get close to anyone, you will positively wreck them. Yes, the future is a dangerous place.
Genres:Science Fiction
Attributes:Melee Weapon,Navigation Enhancer

Expires: Never
Subspace Tripmine:WARNING: HIGH EXPLOSIVE DEVICE. When triggered, this devastating weapon rips a gashing hole in the fabric of reality - subsequent spacetime reification results in a large explosion. USE: Drop mine. Once the mine stops moving, it will enter subspace and become invisible. At this point the mine is armed. Touching the mine will set it off.
Genres:Science Fiction
Attributes:Explosives
Expires: 3 days
XLS Mark II Pulse Laser Pistol:The XLS Mark II Pulse Laser Pistol is standard issue in the intergalactic police corps.
Genres: Science Fiction
Attributes:Ranged Weapon
Expires:Never

THERE YA HAVE IT FOLKS.